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Jul 22
  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
Jul 22
Jul 20

ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”

Jul 20

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

image

image

Jul 20
lost-in-a-nebula:

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 


SERIOUSLY WHERE IS THE LINK TO THIS

lost-in-a-nebula:

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

SERIOUSLY WHERE IS THE LINK TO THIS

Jul 20
Jul 20
matialonsorphoto:

wormhole
by matialonsor
Jul 17
svveden:

we fight at dawn

svveden:

we fight at dawn

Jul 17

tomatotaster:

That’s it. That’s literally all you need to know about band.

Jul 17

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

Jul 17

haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

Jul 17
the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

Jul 16
Jul 16

ruinedchildhood:

deleted scenes

Jul 16

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC